What holds up a train? . . . a robber.
Why does Santa Claus have a garden? So he can ho. ho. ho.
The wise saver was hopeful of buying a new car at a discount so he offered the salesman cash for the heap. "What, and let the company lose money by not financing?" the salesman said.
You think they don't build 'em fast? Deputy Sheriff Harold Holden's new high powered car turns over 4100 r.p.m., at 105 m.p.h., and the engine is built for 5400 r.p.m.
One of Nebraska City's parks might be the site for a surplus Navy jet if someone wants to foot the freight bill. I suggest that it be placed in Riverview park and advertised as a quarter million dollar display.
Two dozen boys are detasseling corn daily on the river bottoms from noon until 7 or 7:30 p.m. The boys just lowered sleepy eyelids and moved slowly while getting off the truck and failed to respond to suggestions of swimming at Steinhart, baseball or a big party at Fort Teen.