President Kennedy mailed all VA insurance dividend checks many months ahead of schedule in an effort to ease the "recession" by giving money to veterans to put into circulation, but what about the "poor" Vet who puts his check in a savings account?
Nebraska City's recent weak, low-pitched fire alarm was described by an attorney as the type of moans he gets when he tells a client what Uncle wants from him in income taxes.
Fire Chief Otto Berthold may have fire trucks 30 years old, but at least they haven't had much of a chance in recent weeks to be dust catchers.
Khrushchev probably will claim the Soviets invented the first reducing diet. Would he mean bread, water and three years at Siberia?